SluttyPumpkin

heyy there my names Kimberley im Female(obviously), 20 years old from melbourne, Australia. i blog whatever im feeling or find funny... ask me questions if you wanna know more :)

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astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

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butteredtopcorn:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

[Australian bonding call of “MACCAS RUUUUUUUN”]

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goonsac:

THIS IS ME I LOVE SPRING THIS IS MY TIME TO BE ALIVE

hetaliagirl104:

oflittlenote:

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.

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(Source: 7-of9, via astound)

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ufocottoncandy:


“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”
 ― Ellen Goodman

yolucas:

step 1: remove ur head from ur anus

step 2: realize the sender of the nudes is not wrong and nothing is their fault

step 3: realize the person who leaked the other person’s nudes is an asshole who just committed an actual crime

(via ch-a-os)

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

tup0ck:

*buys heroine*

(Source: dylmanobrien, via kingsleyyy)

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shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

(via dulect)

(Source: fyspringfield, via dulect)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via abusingtheprivilegetobestupid)