SluttyPumpkin

heyy there my names Kimberley im Female(obviously), 20 years old from melbourne, Australia. i blog whatever im feeling or find funny... ask me questions if you wanna know more :)

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tup0ck:

*buys heroine*

(Source: dylmanobrien, via kingsleyyy)

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shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via abusingtheprivilegetobestupid)

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

(Source: majortvjunkie, via hefuckin)

disneyismyescape:

STOP

(Source: maryblairs, via thathilariousasian)

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via thathilariousasian)

thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

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psychotixc:

wanderer-in-the-darkness:

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the end;

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via nightmaresndreamcatchers)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

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