- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word